Quotes About Kresley Cole

Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.

In an incredulous tone, he said, You don't know the meaning of virtue! Of course I do-it means your thong must be white. (Sabine)

Natalya asked, How'd you escape all the vampires out for your head? In a monotone voice, Lothaire stated, I'm that good.

Lothaire said, "I have a much better plan." "Why help him?" Thad asked pointedly. "When you don't help anybody else?" Lothaire exhaled ruefully. "Incurable romantic.

I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you...glow ? I touched a radioactive alien cock once.

Now you're just being silly. He's a mercenary- he's not going to go about penning love letters, and really, what would he write? 'Anna...love you...grrr?' Olivia to Annalia

Wow, look at this setup. NASA called. They want Houston back.

You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.

She'd never seen a monster like that before, had never heard of one in all the Lore. When she grappled with the question of what it was, her sharply honed scientifical mind deduced one answer: manbearpig.

Death wants to gank me. Must be Tuesday.

Your retaliation is unspeakable. For this alone, you must forgive me for my treatment of you. Still high-handed? I literally risked my neck just now to say that in front of you.

Ship, lady. This here's a ship," he said defensively, as if she'd told him, "Your penis: I find it minuscule.

One last question." "Very well, dearling." "Can I trust Cadeon?" Nïx gave her a sunny smile with blank golden eyes. "As far as you can throw him.

Natalya's lips quirked. You're glowing like a Lite-Brite. Shut it, fairy.

The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, Not Regin. A drunk hunched over the bar muttered, That glowing one made me eat a transistor radio once.

For the record, she continued, it's not my fault I came in here looking like Chesty LaRue. You caught me on laundry day, so I have no undergarments on. Though I will cop to a little extra spring in my step for your benefit.

These militiamen were what Jackson would call cou rouge. Because they were seriously red of the neck.

I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me. Maybe she'll only partially welcome me. Smart-ass.

First of all, I'm not narcissistic....I know Narkissos of Thespiae--while we might share traits, I came first, so he's Lothairistic, not the other way around-- Lothaire

Warlord, you once told me I'd always know what you're thinking. What are your thoughts now? Partly, I'm thinking that I might shame myself in my trews, just from the feel of you next to me.

Regin the Radiant and Emmaline Troy: 'Alrighty then, have it your way- you're on your own... Now, if you come across a leech, no offense, remember your training.' 'None taken. And would that be the sword training where you fly past my defenses and swat me on the ass, chirping, 'Dead!'? Another swat. 'Dead!'? Yeah, I'll get right on that.' 'No, that would be the training where you sprint like hell whenever you hear that I'm looking for you to train.

He believed dark feys didn't get a mate, but she mentally waved that away because men often believed stupid shit.

Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?' 'No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.' Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear that damned unfinished shirt in public again.

Chase:"I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you … glow?" Regin:"I touched a radioactive alien cock once.