Quotes About Math

You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter!

I love music because it's so fecking brilliant. Music is math, and math is the structure of everything and pretty much perfect.

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.

Division isn't just a math's problem.It's also humanities!

I got into writing and thinking about politics because I was told there would be no math.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

HISTORY, IN CORK'S OPINION, was a useless discipline, an assemblage of accounts and memories, often flawed, that in the end did the world no service. Math and science could be applied in concrete ways. Literature, if it didn't enlighten, at least entertained. But history? History was simply a study in futility. Because people never learned.

What is a debt, anyway? A debt is just the perversion of a promise. It is a promise corrupted by both math and violence.

I'm an expert in higher level math. You + God = Enough

I was good at math, math was my thing - but I was not nearly good enough to be an astrophysicist. I was way outta my league. I realized this very quickly.

I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days.And here I thought I'd figured out the equation to my happiness.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

I have an abacus at home.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.

But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

. . . I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.

If you plug in a number and the math starts getting creepy (anything involving fractions or negative numbers is creepy)...

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

Building Oracle is like doing math puzzles as a kid.

It is easy to have love affairs than to solve math problems but it is easy to learn if you trust God