Quotes About Pumpkin

Fall makes me think that if I fail horribly at this art thing, and then fail horribly with this writing thing, I'll go run a pumpkin patch.

For cooking always choose a "pie pumpkin" or "sugar pumpkin." They have much better flavor than those giant pumpkins you turn into a jack-o-lantern.

I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

transforms the victim's head into a pumpkin.

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.