Quotes About Bill Watterson

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

Bill Watterson argued with his medium even as he eclipsed it. He was all too aware that no artistic expression better exemplifies our disposable consumer culture than the daily newspaper comic strip: today's masterpiece is tomorrow's birdcage lining.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination. -Calvin

Calvin:It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means? Television: ...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

This tiger is sprawled So still and so flat, A question arises When glancing thereat. Is he asleep? to be Perfectly frank, He looks more as if He was creamed by a tank!

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars! - Calvin Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting. - Calvin's mom

Yep, Christmas is around the corner. And what better way to celebrate a religious holiday than with a month of frenzied consumerism.

Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet the deadline, they don't care when I work or how I work.