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Quotes About College

I grew up on the bus, or riding my bike, or catching the subway, I've never had a car. In college, any girl I ever dated had a car, too.
~ G-Eazy
His children are safely in the US at college, he says. The profits from the cellphone network deals he's cobbling together are parked securely out of Africa too. He palms some peanuts and chugs some Cape sauvignon blanc and turns to look out of the window. 'Africans can't do governments,' he suddenly announces. 'We are useless at it, disorganized.
~ Unknown
Almost all the proofreading editors I've encountered seem to have gone to a college where there's a class listed in the catalog as "How To Put Commas In The Wrong Place And The Writer In A Coma.
~ Philip José Farmer
So I go to college and I'm standing there looking in the microscope. And there aren't even any paramecia in there at all, 'cause the slide moved. And the instruction is, 'Draw what you see.' And I realize that there's nothing there, nothing at all. But I can't consciously face the fact that this is a symbol of my whole projected four years there, I'm drawing pictures of things that -
~ Philip K Dick
We talked for a while about the area, and then I told Nat about a paper I had written in college about the Roman general Stilicho.
~ Philip K. Dick
He doesn't want to step out of the present, this present. Because once he does, there will be college applications and college acceptances (just one will do) and the last of everything (last class, last party, last night, last day, last goodbye), and then the world will change forever and he will go to college and eventually become an adult. That is not what he wants. He does not want those complications, that change. Not now.
~ David Levithan
I'm talking about the number of privileged, highly intelligent, motivated career-track people that I know, from my high school or college, who are, if you look into their eyes, empty and miserable.
~ David Lipsky
The novel has been the subject of several scholarly essays and has become a staple of college classes in contemporary fiction (and even the occasional philosophy class). Fifty-four rejections.
~ David Markson
A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night.
~ David Sedaris
College is the best thing that can ever happen to you, my father used to say, and he was right, for it was there that I discovered drugs, drinking, and smoking..
~ David Sedaris
I needed to temper (my dad's) enthusiasm a bit (about attending Princeton), and so I announced that I would be majoring in patricide...My mom was actually jealous.
~ David Sedaris
He didn't understand that it's all connected, that one subject leads to another and forms a kind of chain that rises its head and nods like cobra when you're sucking on a bong after three days of no sleep. On acid, it's even wilder and appears to eat things. But not having gone to college, my dad had no concept of a well-rounded liberal arts education.
~ David Sedaris
I'm sad to be finishing school. I liked being in college. It was respectable to be a student. You get discount admissions all over town, and it makes you work.
~ David Sedaris
Being the first in my family to go to college, I believe, is my greatest accomplishment. It's not my accomplishment; it's my family's accomplishment.
~ Eric Swalwell
When I was in college I was accused of being a goody two-shoes. But every goody two-shoes has a bad side.
~ Elizabeth Banks
I acted in my first film while in my second year of degree college, in 1978.
~ Mohanlal
I acted all through school and college.
~ Jim Sarbh
I went to acting school. I went to college for acting.
~ Anthony Carrigan
When we were starting out as a band, I was addicted to college radio.
~ Ed Kowalczyk
I wanted college to be a real American adventure for me.
~ Mark Kurlansky
If you're not adventurous,, you're not really living, I think... especially in college.
~ Spencer Grammer
I would love to do an action film. In college, I have played a lot of aggressive characters.
~ Ayushmann Khurrana
'Community' definitely always had a feel of being like college, where it's like, 'Let's band together and stay up all night to do this crazy thing!'
~ Megan Ganz
Coming out of college that's all people kept saying was I couldn't shoot. I shot probably 30-something percent from 3 so they were pretty much on top of that.
~ Collin Sexton