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Quotes About College

You can't spell Citrus without UT
~ Steve Spurrier
Some people, you know, should just go to college and do what they do and have a great job and not worry about trying to be famous as a singer. It's not for everyone.
~ John Legend
I'm proud to be part of the Dr. Pepper Scholarship Giveaway. It's a great program that gives me the chance to brighten the day for some lucky college students with free tuition.
~ Lou Holtz
Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.
~ Johnny Carson
If you have a student who graduates from college and they don't have a job, they are now able to stay on their family health plan.
~ Jacob Lew
Me and my mom made a deal that if something would happen to help me get my start in music, I could get out of college.
~ Kelsea Ballerini
When I went to college, my goal was to be a college history teacher. I majored in history.
~ George J. Mitchell
I learned more about history and literature in the used bookstores in DC than in college libraries.
~ Douglas Brinkley
One-hundred-ten years of history, great diversity, lots of new earnings drivers and I just became a grandpa - twins. And I'm buying JJ, Pfizer and Warner for their future college funds.
~ David O. Sacks
Figuring out how to eat healthfully on your own without your parents' guidance is one of the hardest lessons you must learn when you leave home for college.
~ Daphne Oz
The Texas-OU game is a big revenue bear. And because it's played at a neutral site, you don't have as many student body going as you would if it was home-and-home. These are full-price tickets.
~ Darrell Royal
I saw myself as an outsider as a teen. I was home-schooled and got my G.E.D. when I was 16; I wasn't interested in high school at all and figured that college might be more entertaining.
~ Maggie Stiefvater
Dennis Erickson drove to my home and asked me to become a Miami Hurricane. There was no way in hell I wasn't going.
~ Warren Sapp
Charles and I go back since college. None of us thought this would happen, we just wanted to play basketball. This is the highest honor that can ever be paid, and it's mind-blowing.
~ Dominique Wilkins
When I decided to pursue a career as a Muppet Performer when I was in college, it was my hope to be able to play a wide range of Muppet characters in all areas and genres of television and film.
~ Stephanie D'Abruzzo
I really enjoy playing the piano. I took lessons throughout middle school, but I had to drop the lessons. I actually got too busy, but I hope to pick up the lessons when I'm in college if I can.
~ Miranda Leek
I was an English major in college with minors in Fine Arts and Humanities.
~ Sue Grafton
Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around
~ Lisa McMann, Wake
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
~ Jim Norton
A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
~ William Shakespeare
Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
~ Chris Rock
This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did."I frowned, "What's that?""Homework.
~ Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound
This advice from a college freshman carrying a cane?""It's a walking stick, I'll have you know.""Same difference.""Hardly. It's fashion.
~ Danika Stone, All the Feels
Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.
~ John Belushi