Quotes About Bastard

That's what I've never been able to get about religion: that charmless combination of altruism and insanity. Give me a cynical, self-interested bastard any day of the week; at least you can play chicken with him and know he'll stick to the rules.

For every patriot fighting for a free Korea, or for any unlucky Korean bastard fighting on behalf of Japan, there were ten thousand compatriots on the ground and elsewhere who were just trying to eat. In the end, your belly was your emperor.

Cultural connections? Where did you learn that? In your metropolitan police cultural classes? He was an Indian Muslim. I'm a Chinese bastard. Apart from eating satay, I've probably got more in common with you than him. And we've got nothing in common.

My favourite prank in heavy metalwork was to get a penny and spend three or four minutes making it really hot with a blowtorch, and then leave it on Mr Lane's desk, so that he'd see it and pick it up out of curiosity. First you'd hear: 'Waaaaahhhhhh!' Then: 'Osbourne, you little bastard!' Heh-heh-heh. The old hot-penny trick. Priceless, man.

Bran was always a deceptive bastard, gentle and mild right up until he ripped your throat out. He had many other fine qualities as well.

He is very good at blending in, my father-in-law. But don't mistake him for anything but a ruthless bastard.

Did I mention you're going to have to drive on our date?" I asked. "Cheap bastard.