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Quotes About Snoring

THe Gnobi, when not roused to violence, were a sluggish clan, the least nomadic of Boarderland's tribes. Not sensing any immediate threat to their freedoms in the person of Jack Diamond, they had responded to his urgency with characteristic listessness. Myrval's tent is somewhere that way, one of them had said with a vauge wave of the hand. Follow the sound of the snoring and you'll find it, another had suggested.
~ Frank Beddor
In sleep, Ross's face was unguarded, his expression soft. It made him appear much younger. He also snored loud enough to wake the dead. It made her think it would be a good thing did she fall asleep first every night for the rest of their marriage. Annabel
~ Lynsay Sands
off, but Osgood, the photographer, was already snoring softly. He was in the center seat, wedged between John Thigpen and
~ Sara Gruen
If the heart is vigilant (Song 5.2), then sleep is nothing for the body; this is like a person who is almost snoring and, when he hears robbers breaking in, does everything possible to escape them. Thus, if we are able to understand, we shall see that we are exactly like this.
~ John Chryssavgis
Olgun! Wake up!" Her mind was filled with a sense of self-righteous and vaguely drowsy protest. "Sure you weren't, she needled at him. You were just practicing snoring, so you'd be sure to get it right later on, yes?" Olgun's response very strongly resembled an indignant snort.
~ Ari Marmell
The air was full of the rasping sound of half a dozen men snoring. Occasionally someone coughed, then resumed the snoring again. As they listened, someone let go a long and resounding fart. "Delightful people," murmured Berwick.
~ John Flanagan
In England the upper class always have had separate bedrooms," explained their cousin Lady Pamela Mountbatten (later Hicks). "You don't want to be bothered with snoring, or someone flinging a leg around. Then when you are feeling cozy you share your room sometimes. It is lovely to be able to choose.
~ Sally Bedell Smith
Then he snored and I jumped and I could hear the blood in my ears and my heart going really fast and a pain like someone had blown up a really big balloon inside my chest. I wondered if I was going to have a heart attack.
~ Mark Haddon
Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.
~ Bailey White
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
~ Bill Murray
Good. Now, I want everyone to stand very still and close their eyes. Who is snoring? Scorchpaw, that's not nearly as funny as you think it is. Only horses sleep standing up, and if you'd like to go live with them and eat grass all day, I'm sure Blackstar can arrange it.
~ Erin Hunter
There's a theory that snoring at night in sleep is a subconscious defence reflex—a warning sound that frightened potential predators away from the mouth of the cave when our lower-Palaeolithic ancestors huddled in vulnerable sleep.
~ Gregory David Roberts
A man you've had to conceal in some unsatisfactory hiding place, who then begins to snore.
~ Sei Sh?nagon
It wasn't until someone kicked his legs that Nik woke up. Alek, snoring beside him, his head resting on his shoulder. Ban snoring on the other couch, the noise rivaled only by the dog. He looked into the impossibly cranky face of Zach Sheridan. "Y'all get food?" "We had a full refrigerator before you three got here." "Where I come from, we don't let the refrigerator get empty." "Where you come from, you marry your sister.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring." "Or those are hunger growls." "Bastard.
~ Shelly Laurenston
I'd jump out of her mouth some night while she's snoring and run the fuck away.
~ Stephen King
What your mother means is that we could hear you snoring soon as we pulled up into the driveway. No way was I going to risk my hearing by going into your room.
~ Beverly Jenkins
Billy's bed and within 15 seconds he was snoring. Eddie got dressed and yelled, "Bye, Rock. It was good seeing you…naked." It took me about an hour to get back to sleep. I was totally freaked out, but Eddie and Dale and I still laugh about "the Attack of the Naked Idiots." It's the greatest prank ever pulled on me. Needless to say, my son had a much better night than I did.
~ Bill Schroeder
It's true that romance novels do detail the courtship phase of a relationship. We usually write 'And they lived happily ever after' before our heroine starts snoring or our hero starts tossing his socks over the hamper.
~ Teresa Medeiros
I missed Rosaleen's snoring the way you'd miss the sound of the ocean waves after you've gotten used to sleeping with them. I didn't realize how it had comforted me. Quiteness has a strange, spongy hum that can nearly break your eardrums.
~ Sue Monk Kidd
I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: I've never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring.
~ Sloane Crosley
The best way to reduce snoring is to lose weight, sleep on your side , and not drink alcohol before retiring.
~ Bill Bryson
I fixed my nose, and now I'm breathing better, snoring less.
~ Wanderlei Silva
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
~ Terry Pratchett