Quotes About Pee

Whenever I start thinking about death, it always cheers me up to think about my funeral and my tombstone (which, by the way, will say "Here lies Harlan Sturr. Please don't pee on him.")

I promised my daughter I would introduce her to Detective Pikachu if she let me pee in privacy.

Do NOT complain about the tea. We know it tastes like someone's bathwater that has been PEED in. That's because it is.

Going on safari in South Africa was hardcore but a lot of fun - though my friend Maura was absolutely freaking out about all the bugs in her hair and having to pee in the sand.

My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.

New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not to pee on the couch, and then when you take him to the place he's supposed to pee, there's a couch.

Down the toilet, lookit me, What a silly thing ta do! Hope nobody takes a pee, Yippy dippy dippy doo . . .

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot.

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.

How many times I have explain? I pee over there, over there and over there. Technically make it Bigfoot territory.

It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time.

pain is the only real emotion. Everything else can be taken away. Love,happiness,joy can always be taken away. Even old sadness can be dissipated if you pee enough ha-ha into it. But pain is pure

I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee.

The beer had the color and taste of baby's pee, but we followed our usual routine and drank with joyless discipline until we both passed out.

This is the first time I've unzipped my pants as emperox. First time sitting on the toilet as emperox. Aaaaaaand now this is my first pee as emperox.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost