Quotes About Curiosity

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

What is the speed of dark?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

I was reading the dictionary, I thought it was a poem about everything

I just found out I have an IQ of 208, and I don't know what that means.

I'm donating my body to science...fiction.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.