Quotes About Gifts

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

Christmas is at our throats again.

Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?

Now, 'Dasher!' now, 'Dancer!' now, 'Prancer' and 'Vixen!' On, 'Comet!' on, 'Cupid!' on, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen!'

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!

You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any other social action.

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

It came without ribbions, It cames without tags, It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Christmas can't be bought from a store. Maybe Christmas means a little bit more.

Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.

If you don't make Christmas presents, meaning making something that's so emotionally connected to people, don't talk to me.

Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing.

Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!

For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.

This Christmas and every Christmas will be richer by sharing and enjoying gifts that cannot be held but only felt.

For little children everywhere A joyous season still we make; We bring our precious gifts to them, Even for the dear child Jesus' sake.