Quotes from Jim C. Hines

Kumar tossed the grate aside and shone a light down

Plus he had this accent, like he was Canadian or something, so I figured he was probably harmless.

The fact that you're poised to commit genocide undermines your judgement on ethical matters.

An infinite number of monkeys have said an infinite number of things about the Hugos this year. People on all sides have said intelligent and insightful things, and people on all sides have said asinine things. The amount of words spent on this makes the Wheel of Time saga look like flash fiction.

Don't worry about a lost finger," Darnak said gently. "Many an adventurer has lost a finger, or worse, and still gone on to accomplish great things. Have you heard the song of . . . I forget his name. The little guy with nine fingers, from the middle continent. The one involved with that ring business a while back.

You don't do what's right because you know it will work out. You do it because you know it's right.

Do you know why happily ever after is a lie?" Snow asked. "Because life is change.

A zombie amusement park sounds like fun, but the health code violations alone are enough to turn your stomach.