Quotes from Robert Rankin

Only if I am going to die, I should prefer to die as I have lived, drunkenly.

To say that it was wondrous would be to say that the universe is quite a big place.

Still,' whispered Jack, 'you have to keep at it. Overcome the miseries of vomiting and the whirling pit. Pay your dues and work towards the real rewards of big-time adult drinking. Something to look forward to.

H. G. Wells once said that every word of which a man is ignorant represents an idea of which he is ignorant.

Someone in the crowd, for there is always one, said, 'That's right, a mate of mine had it.

Omally shook his head. 'Police stations are bad places to break into, this is well known.

I know little of the Catholic faith,' said Pooley, 'who was Pope Alexander VI?' 'He was not what one would describe as a good egg,' said Omally.