Quotes from Anuj Somany

Bitter an employee from inside but a big sweet talker to own employer, senior, co-worker & outside clients, better the chance of him getting regularly remuneration hike and promotion in the private sector organization.

Bitter the man's experience with the woman mainly his girlfriend or wife, Better the lesson he learns of his life.

Blessed are ones who are all dressed-up in the outfit of the life's simplicity in reality and the stressed-out are all those who are busy keeping the practicality in totality in life.

Blockbuster does not necessarily mean Stress-buster movie.

Books are just the source of information, not wisdom.

Bravery is to remain standing upright on his own toe before the wife and Slavery is to keep going down on own knees to bow before her in his life.

Bravery reward is to be bestowed to a person who stands strong as single; Slavery award is to be given to a man who goes down on the toes of a woman to remain long as a married couple.

Breaking news is often to break the audience views on the real issues that require top authority's due attention and their immediate solution.

Bring on board a business tycoon and then there will be a big game played behind the game that is being played on the field.

Bullshit is often supported by many netizens, but mainly for bagging some sort of favour in return from affluent people ; brainy thoughts or posts are encouraged by hardly any and especially when it is from an ordinary person who has not got much money.

Bumptious people talk big words only till they are able to show often their face along with it for merely own praise.

Business-minded or self-seeker preaches the audience to surround ownself with those who lift them up and foolish/selfish nature individuals easily get trapped in his bait; Open-minded guy knows that every person gets the people like friends & associates around oneself only of his/her own positive or negative character.

Change Yourself" doesn't imply to be like everyone else, but to comply with everything that helps to be your true self.

Changing political party appears as shifting to another room under the single roof.

Charity to the vast majority of people is to first make a plenty of money via all sorts of depravity and then donate a pinch of it in the name of humanity to the hands empty,but only to seek impunity of their sins. The most dirty minds of them even seek publicity through it like putting up own photo over parcel/banner/poster/social media post, taking selfie with the recipient, getting own name announced thru mike, receiving felicitation on dais and many such immoral activity.

Chatterbox has only the views in sync with the news disseminated from the idiot-box.

CHECK always the hidden intention of a person who links the good things or thoughts of life with the word CHEQUE.

Children see with their hearts, Adults look with their eyes and, therefore, kids can watch everyone and everything often better than grown-ups.

Classes differentiate themselves from masses by the yardstick of mental prowess standard than by the monetary power status. A true leader hails from the classes and others belong to the masses.

College backbenches are often preferred by the organizations for the top position not for their brain but because they are well-trained to make others slog and take the credit of hard workers in own name.

Comedy is about making mockery of the hypocrisy of the society.

Common people are asked as what they want in the budget as if they get every year only what they want

Communication via dial tone, caller tune, advertisements etc is not for the protection of health of population, but for the promotion of mask and vaccination because the more the people will hear, the more they will fear

Congratulation from people during the wedding ceremony often sounds like condolence message for a man who is getting married.