Quotes from Mandy M. Roth

Mess with a magical chic and you get some major clean-up when she is pissed!!!

For the love of dick, please fuck me!

I don't want to be here. I don't want to be fixed up with another one of your ideas of the perfect man. Contrary to popular belief, we all don't want to get fucked by the first thing that shows any interest in us. Besides, testosterone-driven sex machines with little to no brains do not appeal to me!

Listen, little girl," said Duke. "If there is one thing you don't do, it's try to break up a cat fight.

welcome sign that shouted: "We love visitors in Sunshine, Texas! Stay for a while—we'll make you smile!" Underneath that horrible threat was the number of idiots who lived here: 403. I was already claustrophobic. I preferred big cities with their bad drivers, polluted skies, shitty attitudes, and endless cheap motel and diner options.

I agree. Kick his ass, sweetheart.

His fingers glided under the waistband of his shorts he edged them past his hips, highlighting the delicious V I always called the 'arrow to sexytimes.

Sexy and deadly, just the way I like them.

Exactly. For us, a mate is someone who basically is the other half of your soul. One perfect person made just for you and you them. The unions often, but not always, produce offspring. And the unions between true lifemates last forever.

All I want to do is wrap my entire body around you and hold you, just to show you what love is.

I think it was my saliva that unlocked the desire in you, Mads.

We can take you back in to hump her leg and let her scratch yer belly if you'd prefer.

Lass, the man is already dead," said one of the twins. "You do nae have to pull his head off. 'Tis already twisted around enough on its own.

As in if-the-van-is-a-rockin'-don't-come-a-knockin'?" asked Austin.

You went for bronze over brains.

As I put together the wolf was Jeffrey, I gasped. "Holy crap. You so can totally lick your own butt!

You're my woman. It's my job and my honor to take care of you.

Jeffrey looked at being an alpha a lot like having a hard-on. If he walked around with a stiff one in his pants all the time, it was uncomfortable for him and just about anyone else he happened upon. But if he had it when needed—well, it could be one hell of a good time.

Garth was aware of Auberi's shouting as the vampire continued to announce that Nicolette was nothing to Garth. The vampire also insisted he be permitted to end the "Swedish Dick-cicle.

when an honest-to-God succu-bitch (succubus who was also part witch, yet total bitch) and her evil minions tried to kill me and my best friends. The skank had some sort of magik va-jay-jay that apparently ensnared men with ease. Part of me was jealous. The other was thankful it wasn't catching. I didn't need or want my vag acting like the Pied Piper.

He ran his hand into her long, brown hair and then caressed her cheek. She was so beautiful and so broken. He understood broken. He related to it like no other could. He'd spent his life in a constant state of falling to pieces, held together by sheer willpower and luck. Deep down he knew they were right for one another. That two brokens could make a whole.

I didn't think they came any bigger than Hudson who was close to this size but not quite as big.

I was thinking that there's no point living in the past. The future is the only thing that matters, and that it's what you make it.

What about all those bodies?" "Those are the dumbasses who thought they could take what's mine.