Quotes from Mandy M. Roth

Blah, blah, suck-all-the-fun-out-of-the-room talk

Oh, wonderful, you're growing on me at an alarming rate. If I get to the point that I agree we're friends, shoot me.

The yelp that came from Elis was one not normally heard outside of anyone who had gone through puberty. "What the…?" Austin laughed—right up until Burgess scurried onto him, making his way to Austin's shoulder. He then yanked on Austin's hair. Try as I might, I couldn't recall a time in my life when I'd seen someone look more horrified. Austin came closer to me, yelping as he did. "Get it off me!

Something of an accomplished acrobat, Burgess managed to not only stay on Austin, but race around his shoulders and then down the back of his shirt. That only served to set Austin off more. He fell onto the grass and did a bizarre version of stop, drop, and roll. Except there was no fire. Just a fox squirrel. Every turn Austin did left the bulge that was better known as Burgess moving around under his shirt, easily avoiding being smushed. "Get it off me!

Honey, you finally have sex again and you'll scare the poor sucker for all the dust balls and cobwebs that will surely fall out.