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Quotes from Shelly Laurenston

You cry at a movie but not about your brother?
~ Shelly Laurenston
True, but now you've got Bren. Think of it like an extra pair of thermal underwear. Sometimes you're in a situation when you really need two." Ronnie started to sip her hot chocolate but stopped and put her cup back down. "Darlin', that is one of the dumbest analogies I've heard in a long time.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Mitch grabbed hold of the car keys and held them over his head so Sissy couldn't get them. She, in turn, grabbed his nuts and twisted until he gave her the damn keys.
~ Shelly Laurenston
I swear, Bobby Ray, you don't have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Either Mitch goes with me…or get used to finding your wife hiding in trees." "That's just mean." "I'm a Smith. What did you expect?" "Good point.
~ Shelly Laurenston
You're trying to make me crazy, aren't you?" "Not at all." Sara put her bowl down. "I'm just saying there could be bunny shifters." "THERE ARE NO BUNNY SHIFTERS!" Shaking her head she accused, "You're a bunny bigot." Zach threw his spoon back in the near-empty bowl. "And there is no such thing as bunny bigots." "Bunny bigot," she accused again.
~ Shelly Laurenston
What are you lookin' at me for? I'm a ray of fuckin' sunshine.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Stevie! Stevie!" When her sister didn't respond, Charlie released her and threw up her hands. "I've killed her. Of course I've killed her. I knew one day I'd kill you all." Max finally got to her feet. "Good Lord! Get off the cross, we need the wood." "What does that mean?
~ Shelly Laurenston
I know the drill." Max nodded and flatly replied, "Go in. Kill everybody. Get Stevie out." Charlie briefly closed her eyes, took a moment to breathe and try to relax her shoulders . When she felt she wouldn't yell, she said, "That is not the drill.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Reaching out, Lock snagged Blayne by the forearm and pulled her back. "When this is over, she still better love me." "Don't worry about anything," Blayne promised. She leaped up and kissed his cheek. "You're the bestest bear ever." "Yeah, but I better not be the loneliest," he called after her.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Dez kissed his cheek and hissed in his ear, "You say a word—they won't find your body for months." Wolves were a smart breed and always knew when a predator meaner than them was near.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Well, I hope you were nice to him 'cause I was kind of an asshole.
~ Shelly Laurenston
You sure are good with cats—for a canine." Dez sat down on the couch opposite Smitty, her son asleep in her arms. "Not as good as you, my sweet Dez." "Well, darlin', you lack the equipment for that.
~ Shelly Laurenston
She couldn't find her shirt, but she sure as hell found her gun.
~ Shelly Laurenston
He's jealous of you." "Is that right?" "Of course! Because no matter what he does, when he puts on your shorts and one of your bras, he never looks as cute in them as you do.
~ Shelly Laurenston
To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy." "But I am a pussy.
~ Shelly Laurenston
He tried to make me wear a suit." "Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date?
~ Shelly Laurenston
To work, Sissy. To. Work. Not to start shit. Not to race. Not to gamble. And definitely not to get arrested or turn all of Japan against you. Remember, I'm not stationed right around the corner like before.
~ Shelly Laurenston
But she'd been wrong about Vig. He wasn't broken. He wasn't destroyed by a cruel society. He was just an introvert with an aversion to shaving. And he liked her. Liked her, liked her.
~ Shelly Laurenston
I love how your Christianity only comes into play when you don't have a rational argument for something you don't like.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Look, I've got her, I'm carrying her, and I'm taking her to the hospital. So you can back off and let me do what I'm going to do, or you can get your ass kicked and I'm still going to do what I'm going to do. Your choice.
~ Shelly Laurenston
Do you really think I'd let anything happen to you? That I'd let anyone hurt you? After everything I've done today to keep you breathing?
~ Shelly Laurenston
What's wrong?" Blayne finally asked. "Nothing," Gwen answered. "I'm just sitting here. Staring." Maybe hoping a bear would wander out of the woods to say "hi and I'm sorry I broke my promise.
~ Shelly Laurenston
He mockingly gave her the raised eyebrow back. "You never gave me an answer." "Yeah. I did. In fact, my exact words were 'no'." "Yes, but I've chosen to ignore that until I hear what I want.
~ Shelly Laurenston