Quotes from Shelly Laurenston

Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. You pack like a woman, she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. How can one man have so much conditioner? His mouth filled with French toast, Mitch pointed at his hair and snarled, Tawny mane! Do you think this shit stays this beautiful on its own? It needs care and love! Which is more than I'm getting from you!

I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.

But Sissy had a way of bringing out the fun side of anybody if she'd a mind to. To quote Janie Mae, Sissy came out of my womb with her middle finger raised.

You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp? (Mace to Smitty)

Do you mind if I ask you a question, darlin'? Only if you stop calling me darlin' Now where I come from that's a term of endearment. Really? Well, where I come from motherfucker is a term of endearment. Want me to start calling you that?

Okay. Let's see what we've got. He lifted up her foot and said, Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat. Really? She slammed her heel against the side of his face, snapping his head to one side. How big are they now, Mitch? Rubbing the abused side of his face, Dainty little elf feet? Exactly.

Zach - Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters. Sara - Bunnies?

Conall checked his watch. Again. Soon his personal wet fantasy would be here. He wondered if it would be inappropriate to tackle her in the hallway as soon as she arrived and drag her up to his bedroom. Probably. Damn human etiquette.

Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies.

Dear God in heaven." Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. "My God, y'all. She's the worst goddamn dancer I've ever seen." "Turn away. It'll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

I don't hate you, you idiot. I'm in love with you. That's why I'm panicking!" She marched to the door and yelled, "And our children will not be freaks!" "Except their mother already is," her father yelled back.

Heifer." "Rich man's whore!" "At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too." "Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean!

So, hoss. Have you actually told her you're in love with her?" "She won't let me. When I tried, she threw me down a flight of stairs." "And you're not concerned about that?" "There weren't that many steps.

Do you think I'm pretty?" Smitty glanced away from the computer screen he'd been staring at for the last three hours, looked at his sister, and shook his head. "No." "What do ya mean no?" "You asked. Sorry if you didn't like the answer. I always thought you were funny lookin'. Asked momma, 'What is that thing laying in your bed?' And she said, 'I found it hiding under a car, you be nice to it now.

Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them. Ahh! Where the hell did you come from? Momma says from the love she shares with my daddy, Dee calmly replied.

Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.

I'd rather have rabies than be in love. Why? Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

Are you going to tame our little Sissy, Mitchell? Sissy rubbed her face, annoyed, and Mitch answered honestly, I'm really too lazy to try and tame anybody. If I had my way, I'd spend all day sleeping under a tree, maybe rolling out occasionally to sun my belly, and then I expect someone to bring me food. I could live like that forever!

You couldn't handle being me." She swirled her forefingers around her head and admitted, "All that goes on inside this head at any given time…would destroy you.

This conversation - Dez rapped her knuckles against the Formica table- is over. Be careful, Dez, Jimmy stated earnestly. And don't sleep with him the first night, Vinny warned. We know what a slut you can be. Dez turned to Sal. Do you have anything to add to this bullshit? Yeah. Sal looked down from the ceiling he'd been staring at. Based on the structure of this building, if we removed that pillar back there, we could take out this whole block. Dez sighed.

Don't you see Blaynie. Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.

Before Van realized it, he was walking her back toward her stairs. He didn't stop kissing her, he wouldn't. The last thing he wanted was for her to change her mind. He managed to get her to the upstairs hallway before she pulled her mouth away. What are you doing? she panted out. Taking you to your bed. Forget it. And Van, if he were a crying man, would be sobbing. Until uptight Irene Conridge added, The wall. Use the Wall.

You sniffed her ass, didn't you?" Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin.

Gwen stopped putting her money in the bag. You're giving your father a picture of a door for his birthday? And she'd thought Mitch marking up pages in her copy of Vogue and telling her, This is what I'd get you for your birthday if I had money had been cheap.