Quotes from Shelly Laurenston

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!

The elevator doors opened on the first floor and Van Holtz was waiting there with several bags of groceries in his hands. "Oh. You," he said. He started to walk in and, without thinking, simply reacting, Bo shoved him back out of the elevator by his head and hit the elevator button again. "You asshole!" Bo heard as the door closed.

I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled at Billy Dunwich's sincere face. "I am not telling you if she swallows." Dunwich smiled. "Just tell me if she's a good girl...or if she's a very good girl?

Mace growled and wondered how much prison time a man would do for tossing his sister into the East River.

Brendon wasn't exactly surprised to find Mitch sitting by the lake at three in the morning, staring out over the still water. Of course, he would have much preferred if he wasn't sitting with a crocodile next to him. It was one thing to enjoy a predatory game of tug with him, but it was another to treat him like the family's pet dog.

We told you about our first time," Phil coaxed. "You didn't tell me anything. I was there. In a sleeping bag across the room desperately trying to mind my own business. But you, sir, are a screamer.

Do you ride?" She smiled, her fingers lightly sliding around his ear. "Not since I hit that barn" Zach's hands paused on her flesh. "You hit a barn?" "I had to avoid the cow

Give her to me." Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat." "She's my sister.

What are you wearing?" Blayne glanced down at the tiny velvet green minidress she wore. "Jess asked us to be Santa's helpers tonight." "You look like Santa's whores.

Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is.

Jack linked her arm with Irene's. "Good. You deserve to be happy, sweetie. Now what about his Pack?" "They look frightened and I have absolutely no idea why. I'm nothing but appropriately pleasant." "Price you pay as the new Alpha Female." "I understand all that, but running from the room every time I walk in seems a tad harsh, wouldn't you say?" "You do have a point.

Mace let out an exasperated sigh. "It's bad enough we have the baby. Which I was accepting of because he's mine." "That's real big of ya, hoss.

Oh, look. The idiot of the jungle awakens.

Good God, woman. Hit the brakes on the freight train that is your mouth.

Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. "Sara, honey, you've got to let your toy go." "Hey!" Zach snapped.

Why was she sitting in a tree?" "She was hiding from the organ thieves." Ric blinked. "Sorry?" "Do you really want me to explain it?" "Not particularly.

She did an excellent job, dear. We have a new water heater now. A waterless water heater. I plan to examine it tomorrow." "No!" his entire family said, making him jump. Even the granddaughter on his lap looked up into his face and said with the solemn wisdom of a four-year-old, "Don't, Grandpa.

Strike One!" "You never even saw it did you? She wolf with shoulders like man?" "He is so fast that one. But not in bed. There he takes time. Like good vodka take to develop

Hey, hey!" Gwen said excitedly. "Look at this! Look at this!" She extended her arm and gave him the finger.

Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof

Then it sounds to me like you love her. And if you love her, then tell her she belongs to you and she needs to get over it. Show her who's in charge. That's what I did with Sara." Zach seemed less than pleased when they all laughed so hard Conall actually fell off the bed.

Mace-Let's get something straight right now woman...we are a couple. Dez-I never agreed to that! Mace- Don't care!

I absolutely could create a lightsaber." "You could not create a lightsaber." "I could too. It's all a science." "I thought being a Jedi was mystical?" Irene snorted. "Mystical, my butt. It's all about science.

I'm not talking about them. We told you before, Smith, we wouldn't play if her"—he pointed at Sissy—"or her"—he pointed at Ronnie—"were playing." Mitch looked at her. "Uh…Sissy?" Sissy rounded on the coach. "I can't believe you are still holding that against us. It's been years!" "He was in traction for three months. A shifter! In traction!" "He was in my way!