Quotes from Author Unknown

Take care of the earth and she will take care of you.

A virgin forest is where the hand of man has never set foot.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I think I just ate my willpower.

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

A bond between souls is ancient - older than the planet.

A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.

A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be pretty good to start with.

A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.

A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.

A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning.

A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams.

A little tact and wise management may often evade resistance, and carry a point, where direct force might be in vain.

A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion.

A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming to me?""Only the village druggist," was the answer."And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?" asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman."Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."

A patient man is one who can put up with himself.

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner, neither do uninterrupted prosperity and success qualify for usefulness and happiness. The storms of adversity, like those of the ocean, rouse the faculties, and excite the invention, prudence, skill and fortitude or the voyager. The martyrs of ancient times, in bracing their minds to outward calamities, acquired a loftiness of purpose and a moral heroism worth a lifetime of softness and security.