Quotes from Fabrice

30% of fatal road accidents are due to alcohol; therefore 70% are due to people who don't drink!...

A Belgian motorist was complaining that his turn signal had been defective and was going :"once it worked!, once it didn't work!, once it worked!, once it didn't work!, once it...."

A friend is someone who knows you well and nevertheless, still loves you!...

A Scottish, mopping his brow with his kilt was accused of indecent exposure!

An egoist is someone who doesn't think about me...

Artichoke is a real dish for the poor..; it's the only one that, when you have finished eating, you have more in your plate than when you started. (Michel Colucci known as Coluche)

Asked about his beautiful gold pocket watch, Woody Allen said :"I'm very attached to it, my grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed!"

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if it wasn't the case, they would have married too

Experience is that marvellous thing that allows you to recognize a mistake when you've already made it many times!

For fifteen thousand dollars, the psychiatrist has relieved me of what I had: fifteen thousand dollars...

God once said :"You have to share: the rich will have the food and the poor will have... appetite".

half the politicians are good-for-nothing; the others are ready to anything...

He's so optimistic that he would buy a burial suit with a change of pants!

Marriage is like restaurant; hardly have you been served that you're looking at the neighbour's plate!

Mozart was so precocious that, at the age of 35, he was already dead!

My computer displayed the surprising and at least disconcerting following message: "Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue!"

My wife and I have been happy for twenty years....Then we met!

Never judge people based on their company. Take Judas, for example; he had irreprochable friends!

Not a single opinion poll this week! Never mind! We'll try to guess our own intentions by ourselves...

Once resuscitated, Christ first appeared to women for the news to spread faster!

Policy is not that complicated! One only needs a clear conscience and therefore, a bad memory...

Pupils had to create a rhyme for today's lesson. When it's his turn, Gilbert goes: "I was in the pond behind the hillocks and I had water up to my knees!" Teacher:"Interesting Gilbert, but that doesn't rhyme!" Gilbert:"I know it doesn't and I'm sorry Mrs Walter, but it's not my fault if there wasn't enough water!"

Rumour has it that, after his election, Trump declared: "Yesterday, we were on the edge of the abyss but today, we have taken a big step forward!"

Studies are freaking expensive! And yet I was careful... I was one of those who studied the less! (Miche colucci known as Coluche)