Quotes from Fabrice

Technocrats are guys whom, when you ask them a question and when they have finished answering, you don't understand the question you asked any more! (Michel Colucci known as Coluche)

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can usually see better than he can think! (unknown)

The civi service is a place where, in the stairs, those who arrive late bump into those who leave early!

The unluckiest man in the world was Youri Gagarin: he left from Russia, revolved seventeen times around the word to fall in Russia again!...

To be thought to be a moron to the eyes of an idiot is a gourmet's sensual delight!

Trump: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd poison your tea!" Clinton: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd drink it!"

Water may become increasingly scarce and precious...; that's why I drink beer!

Water...That fishy liquid that makes Pastis cloudy!

Wedding, trust is not there; witnesses are needed as in accidents.

When assholes will be put into orbit, you're not even close to stopping revolving! (Michel Audiart)