Quotes from Tyne O'Connell

My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.

Wear your pain like lip gloss!

My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.

When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.

Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets

All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".

A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything

We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!

London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss.

It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.

Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.

I've got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?

Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with the girls at the Ivy

The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You're generation lacks the drive.

I suppose you're young,' she conceded, managing once again to make youth sound like impetigo

I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun

What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job

I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.

The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets

She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.

One can't be too safe, only too sorry.

Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.

Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world's problems?

I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks