Quotes from Bo Burnham

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

I've come across people referring to themselves as 'Vine famous.' Some of them started out by putting up Vines just for fun, then all of a sudden they get a bunch of fans, and a week later their Vines are totally different. They become obsessed with how their videos will be perceived.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.

I'd love to do something that doesn't have my stupid face in front of it. I feel like I've exhausted what I can do with my own face.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.