Quotes from Ricky Gervais

I'd rather be no where without her than somewhere without her

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals

I don't miss doing things with her. I miss doing nothing with her.

Life is an amazing gift, but it's only a gift if you're able to enjoy it.

Here lies Ricky Gervais: He had a laugh then found a lump.

I'd rather be nowhere with her then somewhere without her.

You can laugh at bad things without being bad people.

Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally.

Religion's greatest trick wasn't making some people believe there was a God, it was telling you you shouldn't ever ridicule the ide, that it was sacred, to question this dogma> And of course it's not. As a scieentist,philosopher and comic that is something that is really important to me. NOTHING is sacrad.

Screw it. I'll be in my Mansion soon.

Science makes us understand how to stay alive longer - feelings give us the reason to want to

PC culture isn't killing comedy, it's driving it. As it always did.

If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain you are a cunt.

It's funny, comedians tell a joke and they get in trouble; Donald Trump says a terrible thing and means it, and he gets elected. I get it, though, Trump hit a vein. He hit the peak of political correctness, and he's an antidote to all that. People are tired of being told they can't say things, so he's suddenly this poster boy for saying what's on your mind, however terrible it is.

Good People Do Things For Other People. That's It. The End.

If you can laugh in the face of adversity, you're bullet-proof.

I remember the first check I got for 'The Office,' and it made me feel sad. It ruined it. ... Because there was sort of a nobility in poverty.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn't. It's not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can't have your own facts.

The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. So I go about my days trying to bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. And then everyone gets furious about it. And then I sit back and say, 'I did that!'

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.