Quotes from Judy Gold

In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting.

Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.

I always dreamed of living in N.Y.C.

The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.