Quotes from Bert Kreischer

People take getting offended in L.A. to an art form.

There are days where I'm like, 'Oh, my God, I'm so happy I'm living the life I'm living.'

My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of Omaha and died when my father was very young. My dad had to raise himself, pretty much.

I like comics like Janeane Garofalo who is very stream of conscious in an honest way.

I'm such a lazy traveler. When I go to a city now, I hang out around the venue. I'm boring.

I've learned to control my anxiety.

I generate a lot of good vibrations, good energy.

It's not hard to find the energy to do the things you absolutely want to do.