Quotes from Kevin Hart

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.

Success isn't supposed to happen, no matter how hard you work. There's no guarantee you're going to succeed. There's nothing set in stone.

Some people come to work and that's exactly what it is - work.

Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.'

'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.

Just because your environment or living space changes doesn't mean that your attitude necessarily has to change.

The one thing about the business of entertainment is that you have to learn patience.

I don't believe in doing things to manufacture my body to appeal to what I think people might like.

When you're doing a film and the majority of the film is cast black, for me, it's most important to get people to view those movies as just movies, as just good movies. At the end of the day, regardless of the color of the cast, we're all doing the same thing in this business: trying to make a good film.

Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single..

'Leading man' just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

You see, the way my bank account is set up...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

How the hell do you wake up dead?

My goals are so high.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.