Quotes from Glenn Beck

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't like me on many things. If any Republican thinks I've been hard on Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich or any of these guys, wait until Mitt Romney gets into office. I'll hold his feet to the fire just as much.

By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family - I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didn't know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef - go to work in a kitchen someplace.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

For those that think men make progress collectively, I warn you, history teaches: You couldn't be more wrong.

Man, sometimes God really sucks.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.

Money doesn't talk. It screams.

I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime.

I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.

What the media is doing is, again, just going after the Democrats and the Republicans and making it about politics instead of principles.

Faith, hope and charity - faith, hope and charity - those are the tools God gave me. Ad I keep circling around it.

If the average citizen thinks God has nothing to do with government, who then creates our rights and what makes them inalienable?

God takes attendance every day.

I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.

I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1 in the mornings. I think I was making, I don't know, a quarter of a million dollars by the time I was 25.

When you're true to yourself - not the audience that reads about me in the newspaper or sees a clip someplace, but the audience that actually comes and watches, just like Oprah - they get to know you and they sense something genuine.

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.