Quotes from Jeff Garlin

I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.

Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.

Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.

I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.

In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.