Quotes from Chuck Palahniuk

Si sabes dónde mirar, encontrarás un pene en cada página de la revista Cosmopolitan.

Friendship is what really resolves and mitigates loneliness while not compromising the self in the way that love does, romantic love does.

A cigarette, a sip, a question; breathing, drinking, and asking, she demonstrates all the basic applications for the human mouth.

The mechanic says 'If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?' 'What you end up doing' the mechanic says, 'is spend your life searching for a father and God.

At home, I'm too scared to look in the fridge. Picture dozens of little plastic sandwich bags labeled with cities like Las Vegas and Chicago and Milwaukee where Tyler had to make good his threats to protect chapters of fight club. Inside each bag would be a pair of messy tidbits, frozen solid

The truth is, Gentle Tweeter, I am always testing their love.

Armoires are the cockroaches of our culture." And

You realize that people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world. It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling. You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching.

So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect.

Ogni donna intelligente sa che un bell'uomo è il suo miglior accessorio di moda.

Para acalmar essa garota e fazê-la ouvir, conto a ela a história do meu peixinho. Esse é o peixinho número 641 em uma vida repleta de peixinhos dourados. Meus pais me deram o primeiro para me ensinar como amar e cuidar de outra criaturinha viva de Deus. Seiscentos e quarenta peixinhos depois, a única coisa que sei é que tudo que você ama vai morrer.

La primera vez de todo. El inventario incompleto de mis crímenes. Una cosa incompleta más en mi vida llena de cosas incompletas.

I am totally Joe's Gallbladder.

Se zavÃ…â"¢enýma o?ima se ptám, jestli ví, jak to vÅ¡echno dopadne. "DlouhodobÄ› nebo krátkodobÄ›?" odpoví otázkou. Oboje. "DlouhodobÄ› vzato" vykládá, "vÅ¡ichni zemÃ…â"¢eme. Pak se naÅ¡e tÄ›la rozloží Žádné pÃ…â"¢ekvapení. KrátkodobÄ› vzato budeme žít Å¡Å¥astnÄ›, dokud neumÃ…â"¢eme.

You can't keep the whole Bible balanced in your head. You wouldn't have room to remember your name.

Jestli nÄ›co musíme udÄ›lat, tak rozházet lidem jejich ubohá paradigmata totožnosti.

Everyone's in their own personal coma. What

sedÄ›l jsem tu v marné touze, chtÄ›l jsem srát, vÅ¡ak prdÄ›l pouze

Un'altra cosa è che non importa quanto tu possa amare una persona: ti tirerai indietro quando il suo sangue ti scorre troppo vicino.

Schlechte Erinnerungen sind besser als gar keine.

I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

Wenn meine Eltern sich Gott überhaupt einmal vorstellten, dann als himmelhohen berggroßen Schwulenrechtler, der mit geflügelten Delfinen anstelle von Cherubim das Ozonloch repariert. Und Regenbögen, jede Menge Regenbögen.

If you don't know what you want,' the doorman said, 'you end up with a lot you don't.

Glaubt mir, für meine Mutter ist das nicht nur Schauspielerei; sich im Bett harpunieren zu lassen ist eine ihrer Lieblingsbeschäftigungen.