Quotes from Chuck Palahniuk

So if you think this is going to save you...If you think anything is going to save you...Please consider this your final warning.

Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It's like stealing something valuable they don't even know they own.

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.

Everything is still falling apart.

What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher.

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

No, none of us seem so very real. We're only supporting characters in the lives of each other. Any real truth, any precious fact will always be lost in a mountain of shattered make-believe.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but watch out for those damn words.

There's no way you can get the past right. You can pretend. You can delude yourself, but you can't re-create what's over.

No matter how bad things get, you can still walk away.

No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should have been paying attention. Well get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel like someday.

Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. This seems to really miss the point. I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

Nothing is static.

Ištisos kartos užsiima darbais, kuri? neken?ia, tik tod?l, kad nusipirkt?, ko jiems iš tikr?j? nereikia.

It happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated.

No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.

The damaged love the damaged. True fact.

Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic.

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you're changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how you'll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before you'll be dead.

Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master, and nobody had noticed. Still, i'm doing the little FAX thing. I write little HAIKU things and FAX them around to everyone. When i pass people in the hall at work, I get toally ZEN right in everyone's hostile little FACE.

You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?

There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look.

So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it.