Quotes from Chuck Palahniuk

Rachel hadn't invented the dangers of toxoplasmosis; she'd gone online and built an airtight case. This wasn't crazy talk. Neurobiologists had linked T. gondii to suicide and the onset of schizophrenia. All caused by exposure to cat poop. Some studies even suggested that the toxo brain parasites chemically coerced people to adopt more cats. Those crazy cat ladies were actually being controlled by an infection of single-cell invaders.

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You probably don't want to date a rapist, not right off. Nobody's that desperate.

Give me anger. Flash. Give me vengeance. Flash. Give me total and complete justified retribution. Flash.

Adam said the other blessing you have to give up in the outside world is darkness.

Ac­cord­ing to the agent, the se­cret to get­ting fa­mous is you just keep say­ing yes.

Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.

Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation.

The future is not a good place to start lying and cheating all over again.

Raymond K. K. Hessel, your dinner is going to taste better than any meal you've ever eaten, and tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of your entire life.

In the outside world, my brother told me, people were as reckless as animals and fornicated with strangers on the street.

Evie says that beautiful people should never date each other. Together, they just don't generate enough attention. Evie says there's a whole shift in the beauty standard when they're together. You can feel this, Evie says. When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts.

In capitalist nation, all is decided by money.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

Life is short. Death is forever.

It felt good to stand out from the world, just mysterious and pious. You weren't a lantern under any basquet. You stood out righteous as a sore thumb. You were the one holy man to keep God from crushing all of the Sodom and Gomorrah seething around you in the Valley Plaza Shoping Center.

We're all going overnight express delivery straight to Hell.

Give me amnesia. Flash. Give me new parents. Flash.

So why do you want to die so bad?

No, it's not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough.

Silence. Give me control. Give me calm. Give me restraint. Flash.

If you're lis­ten­ing to this, you know that I'm dead.

Do something only for money, and you're less likely to do it for free

He can't live with know­ing the fu­ture and not be­ing able to save any­one.