Quotes from Chuck Palahniuk

When you go out with a drunk, you'll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you're drinking, drinking is okay.

Píse? Å alamounova, kapitola 7., verÅ¡ 2: Pupek tv?j jako koflík okrouhlý, ne bez nápoje; bÃ…â"¢icho tvé jako stoh pÅ¡enice obrostlý kvítím. V Bibli se v?bec dost míchá sex s jídlem.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need

Tu non sei un delicato e irripetibile fiocco di neve. Tu sei la stessa materia organica deperibile di chiunque altro e noi tutti siamo parte dello stesso cumulo in decomposizione.

Why I do this is to create heroes. Put people to the test.

He'd never anticipated that power would be this lonely.

Somos y ya está, y lo que pasa, simplemente pasa.

I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the parent who never wants you to really grow up.

This is such a fine neighborhood, even the beer they leave out for the animals is imported from Germany or Mexico.

This is a trap. If I say, Oh, yeah, I roll rubbers onto new dry erections all the time, I'll get the slut lecture from my father. But if I tell them, No, we'll get to spend Christmas Day practicing to protect me from fruit.

Esistono un'infinità di modi per suicidarsi senza morire. Una era guardarti baciarla.

everything you ever love will reject you or die.

It hides the seams in narrative the way a strip of molding hides the junction where walls and floor meet. And it allows a person to think beyond each new drama, thus moving the story forward and allowing unresolved issues to pile up and increase tension.

Rzeczy, które posiadasz w koÅ"cu zaczynajÄ… posiada? ciebie.

What if all our anger and fear is unwarranted? What if world events are unfolding in perfect order to deliver us to a distant joy we can't conceive of at this time? Please consider that the next ending will be the happy one.

Her voice makes me think of her mouth makes me think of her breath makes me think of her breast.

Si no sabes lo que quieres –continuó el portero–, terminas teniendo un montón de cosas que no necesitas.

Normal deÄŸilim ama gay de deÄŸilim. Biseksüel deÄŸilim. Etiketlerin d???nda bir ÅŸey istiyorum. tüm hayat?m?n tek bir kelimeyle anlat?labilmesini istemiyorum. Bir hikayeden ibaret olmas?n?. Bilinmeyen bir ÅŸey bulmak istiyorum, haritada olmayan bir yer gibi. Gerçek bir mecara istiyorum.

Ana babalar, kitlelerin uyuÅŸturucusudur!

There is only the inevitable, there's only one future. You don't have a choice. The bad news is we don't have any control. The good news is you can't make any mistakes.

Její hlas mÄ› pÃ…â"¢imÄ›je myslet na její ústa mÄ› pÃ…â"¢imÄ›jí myslet na její dech mÄ› pÃ…â"¢imÄ›je myslet na její prsy.

The secret is to not let your imagination get carried away.

As the cubs slept, Peggy licked their burnt-orange coats clean and watched over them diligently. The way she looked at them as they slept, you knew she would do anything to protect them. Even with only one good paw. Even if it meant she would have to sacrifice her own life to keep them safe. Witnessing that kind of unconditional love was a miracle of nature. Moments like those are what made me want to become a vet. Secretly

For the rest of my life, a different me will pick up this book again and again, read every page and never feel as if I've ever finished it because I myself am never finished