Quotes from Dick Van Dyke

I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, I liked the 'Seinfeld' show a lot. I thought that was an awfully good show.

Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.

Divorce is something that I never dreamed would happen to me. But it did.

My father made about $25 a week. We always lived just on the edge.

Emotionally, I'm about 13.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.

Just knowing you don't have the answers is a recipe for humility, openness, acceptance, forgiveness, and an eagerness to learn - and those are all good things.

10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what it was. It just, to me, it's not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.