Quotes from Jesse Ventura

I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it; everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.

Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support.

I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'

Get every candidate to wear a NASCAR racing suit when they go debate; this way we can see how their sponsors really are.

I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

I never thought I'd be investigating global warming. I believe it's real and that saving the planet is good.

Al Gore, you've been a real inspiration. But a lot of other people who preach the global warming gospel aren't out to save the world. They're out to run it.

I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it's war without guns.

Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.

If you start studying history closer, you'll find that most all wars are based on false flag operations to get people - to convince the people that they're under attack in some way so that they will support the wars.

I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.

Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.

You can't put civil rights on the ballot.

Until you have hunted men, you haven't hunted yet.

I don't take PAC money. I don't take special interest money.

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

I don't have the patience to sit and write.

I love my country, not my government.

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

If you're patriotic, stand up for the Bill of Rights because once they strip your rights from you, you will pay hell to get them back. You will and we're in the process of it right now.

You can have solid third party politics, but the problem is you're all lumped in to all the fringe groups. That's a stereotype that happens.

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in film.