Quotes from Katie Hopkins

Anything that needs to be labelled 'The Entertainment' usually isn't - especially when it is provided by the endlessly enthusiastic Joel or Nadia wearing trainers and a whistle.

There are times this stony heart of mine feels a burst of British pride.

I've always said when age or infirmity gets the better of me, I'm off to whichever civilised country lets the elderly die with dignity.

We may think we live in a digital age. But there are some things technology will never replace.

To call yourself 'plus size' is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you're thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course a job comes down to how you look.

If you can afford to eat yourself fat, you can afford to pay to go to WeightWatchers if you think that is the answer.

Lots of people ask me, 'What do you do?' Apparently, being a columnist, TV bird, all-round good egg, mother of three, and wife of one is not sufficient for them.

Being a minority voice is still brave - even if the minority voice is from the right wing.

Sending a text and not having to talk takes the pressure off. You are always in control of digital conversations.

Work is hard, and jobs can be dull. But you can't just take a holiday when you feel like it. You turn up because it is the right thing to do.

I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people.

When you are bringing up your kids, you hope you have given them some sense of right and wrong, a sense of good and bad.

If you do a good deed, don't expect anything back - the other person can still be a complete git.

Call me old-fashioned, but armpit hair is not high up there on my wish list of things to have.

Most wives look at me the way lame deer look at a hungry lion.

The more crap you have had to deal with in your life, the better you are at handling 'Big Brother.'

While Corbyn would not enjoy the comparison, he and Farage are the same beast - with very different heads.

There will come a day when someone calls to tell me my column's been binned, and that will be a really hard day, and I've already got it set up so that they'll ring someone else first - because I don't want to be given that news when I'm walking down the street, because it will be really heartbreaking.

Social class has worked for years. Born into the right family, go to the right schools, even if you're not super bright to start with, you'll turn out bright. You go to the right university, you get the right job, you have the right connections, you'll make it to the top. Job done, very efficient.

Those that preach tolerance have become absolutely prescriptive in what's allowed to be thought.

Those who are most pious and noble tend to be the least tolerant.

If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.

I hate cars that much, I don't even own one. The last one I bought was a Honda CR-V which I didn't even take for a test drive because I was so disinterested. But I love 'Top Gear.'

Living in the 'Big Brother' house is a bit like living in hell. Only hotter.