Quotes from Katie Hopkins

Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.

It's good that fat schoolchildren are no longer bullied, but it's worrying if they feel it's OK to be large because no one is pointing it out.

Most mums are not reliable.

Remembering servicemen and women who lost their lives for their country is not about you. It is not about your rights or what you believe in. It is about respect.

'Big Brother' reminded me that housemates should be aware of health and safety.

The great thing about letting people be true to themselves is they often do very good things indeed.

As much as I love a smart kid who can spell nicely, I love a giggling kid wrapped in loo roll pretending to be a mummy even more.

I will call out the lazy, the idle, and the ignorant. I will support the hard working, the industrious, and the law.

I've been no-platformed from every university with a strong Islamic faith community.

There are important rules in life - like not parking on yellow lines or stealing from your neighbour. But some rules are made to be broken.

A name, for me, is a short way of working out what class that child comes from. Do I want my child to play with them?

If you are confiding in someone, it needs to be the woman in your life. If that woman is your mother, you may as well scuttle back under her petticoats and let the real women in pencil skirts and tortuous heels get on with the job of husband-hunting.

Cancer is a cruel killer. It creeps up on us when we aren't expecting it. But cake is not cancer. A doughnut does not creep up on you.

I watch 'The Great British Bake Off' in the way I used to watch people kiss on TV in front of my parents when I was young. Cringe.

Corbyn has reignited Labour.

A state school class can only learn as fast as its thickest child. Your kid misses stuff, mine has to wait while yours catches up.

Some of us have tough lives and find chocolate is a comfort and a friend. And some of us prefer a night on the sofa with Ant & Dec to hitting the gym. But whatever your excuse - and there is always an excuse - we are a nation of fatties.

Michelle Visage rocks.

Why am I not just some old woman ranting in a room? I think because what I say connects with people's truths.

If you teach a child that appearance doesn't matter, what will be the next thing that child asserts her individuality over? Turning up on time? Turning up at all?

In our private lives, we hate saying sorry. I would rather saute my eyeballs in butter than admit I am wrong to my husband.

I am delighted to be named Troll Of The Year 2013 by 'The Guardian' - a paper read by people called Theo and women called Polly with body issues.

I think you can tell a great deal from a name. For me, there are certain names that I hear, and I think, 'Urgh.' For me, a name is a shortcut of finding out what class that child comes from and makes me ask, 'Do I want my children to play with them?'

Being nice can make you feel very happy.