Quotes from Bryan Lee O'Malley

Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth.

I was like this totally serious kid, and this totally angsty teenager. I probably only smiled and laughed when I was deluded into thinking it would make some jerk like me.

Oh boo-hoo, pussy boy.

Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want? Scott Pilgrim: There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?

Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy.

Ewww! New girlfriends only want to hear bad stuff about ex-girlfriends, dude, come on.

He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.

Oh, shut up. You're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream.

What happened after my best friend left is that I couldn't make friends anymore, or I could make them but I couldn't enjoy them, I couldn't relate to them.

If bad were a boot, you'd fit it!

Am I just a pussy Ramona? Well... you could be less of one, I guess.

Didn't you know? Todd's vegan.

Scott suddenly realized for the first time, that all second cup exteriors do not lead to the same second cup interior.

It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy.

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey." -"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?

Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.