Quotes from Pat McAfee

My life is just a ridiculous one.

Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

I can't do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.

In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.

A big part of football is the team aspect.

I'm a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.

Let's say I go completely broke, I'm about to star in the next '30 for 30: Broke.'

I don't like cheaters.

Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They've been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.

I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren't, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.

I have to really work hard at my craft.

When you see something you want to do, go do the damn thing.

I have dreams and aspirations of taking a stroll down the ramp at a pay-per-view setting. Everybody has those dreams as a kid, and that'd be really cool.

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.

Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.

If I hit a bad punt, and some guys don't make a tackle, and I have to make a tackle for them, that's my opportunity to step up for my teammates.

I enjoy making plays for my teammates.

Befriending Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers is pretty cool, but I'm just enjoying the ride, looking at every day in the NFL as a memorable moment.

I think exposure for kickers and punters is not that bad of a thing. I think it's come a long way, and hopefully, in the future, kickers and punters won't be mocked as much.

I'll be a fan of the XFL, and if they want me to do something, then I'd love to... not to play. I'm not gonna play. I'm done with that, but everything else is fair game.

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

I love that people have bucket lists. I've had one ever since I was young and watched 'Wild On' at night in my bedroom.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.