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Quotes from T. J. Miller

I'll invent a lie. Ricky Gervais has done anything interesting since 'The Office'. There's a lie right there.
~ T. J. Miller
It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the scrubs on. And then with me, it's kind of like, well, I'm a comedian, I'm making fun of everybody and everything. And I'm making fun of myself. I'm having fun making fun of and for other people.
~ T. J. Miller
I don't sit and write stand-up material; I come up with an idea onstage.
~ T. J. Miller
'Silicon Valley' is a great show. It might be the best comedy on television. And if the Academy feels I have stood out to the point of deserving an award, I won't pawn it.
~ T. J. Miller
I consider everybody who takes themselves seriously to be a little bit off. And Silicon Valley seems to be the most effusive about how important their contributions are to society.
~ T. J. Miller
Hollywood is the only thing more ridiculous than Silicon Valley. There's nowhere else where it's stranger.
~ T. J. Miller
Some people in Silicon Valley are as bad as the 'Koch Brothers', you know? Don't be mistaken. For every some of those, though, you get people who come up with something like 'Leafly', which does what 'Yelp' has done, but in a much more specific way, and it's important because it's the dawn of this new era.
~ T. J. Miller
We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.
~ T. J. Miller
Unfortunately, in the race to the most douchebaggery, Silicon Valley is fast in gaining on Hollywood. That race is neck and neck.
~ T. J. Miller
When I was in high school, I was doing all the plays. My drama teacher, Melody Duggan, was the one one who first made me do stand-up. She's the origin of the whole thing; it's all her. In high school in Denver, that was kind of the beginning of it all.
~ T. J. Miller
My father is very dry and very quick-witted, and my mother is very silly. It was the perfect combination because I got an education in physical and verbal comedy.
~ T. J. Miller
My father really told me, seriously, if you want something, you can have it, but you may have to work harder than anyone else around you.
~ T. J. Miller
I consider myself a fairly ethical individual while I do have a lot of dichotomies within me. We're all victims of our own hypocrisy at times.
~ T. J. Miller
I'm the easiest person to make fun of.
~ T. J. Miller