Quotes from Megan Fox

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself.

I don't read my own press, so I don't know what's being reported on a daily basis - I only hear about things when they reach a sort of Def-Con status, and my publicist calls me because we have to do some damage control.

I am a stepmother to the fullest extent.

I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place.

I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook.

I have a lot more fun making comedies because there's a levity on the set, and I find it difficult to go to work and, you know, cry for 12 hours.

I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she's so serious and stoic. I'm the opposite.

Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

I need to hold onto my soul and my integrity, and I can't compromise that.

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

In New York, especially, so much of your life is spent on the streets. You don't always want to be driving around in an SUV with a security guard. You want to be able to walk to a restaurant; you want to go and do things.

I don't follow fashion. I need people to style me because I'm pretty clueless about it and I don't really care. I pretty much wear the same outfit every day when I'm not working.

There's a misconception that maybe I'm overly confident or a little vapid or that I am a stereotypical, bratty, spoiled girl who doesn't have much to bring to the table other than how people perceive her physically.

I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman. It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl.

If I get stuck doing comic-book films for the rest of my life, I'll be really happy.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man.

I think once you enter the dating world and you realise it's nothing like those Disney movies you watched when you were a little girl, you just become more guarded.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher. Let him know what he's missing.

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.