Quotes from Megan Fox

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

There once was a little girl who never knew love, until a boy broke her heart.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.

Getting married was the best thing Ive ever done. I married my best friend. I'm so lucky to get to be with him every day, and hes my protector. I feel so safe and happy and completed.

I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That's what our purpose is in this business. You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood.

I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross.

People who don't like me talk about it as though I'm trash because I have tattoos. I find that insane because it's 2008, not the 1950s. Tattoos aren't limited to sailors. It's a form of art I find beautiful. I love it.

I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films.