Quotes from Jim Breuer

I was very blue collar, and I had a great upbringing.

It's bizarre how the most powerful, moving things in the world, there's no money. But that's going to be the most uplifting thing in anyone's life. There's not going to be a paycheck.

I can do four shows in a row singing no problem. Four shows in a row stand up, my voice is destroyed. I'm a storyteller so I act out a lot of characters and I act out a lot of situations and I'm distorting my voice and imitating characters I run into. I'm actually more exhausted doing that than I am with the rock shows, believe it or not.

I grew up Valley Stream until my parents moved to Florida when I was 20. I graduated from Valley Stream Central High School in 1985. It was the best childhood anyone could ever ask for.

No matter how many times I was tempted with fame and vanity I always go back to Valley Stream, which was always about community and family.

As a kid, we were outdoors as much as possible.

I found myself trying to appeal to the 'Half Baked' crowd and I wasn't that guy. It's like dressing up as Batman every day. It's not Halloween every day. It's fun on Halloween, but I can't dress up in that outfit every day when I'm not that anymore or never was that guy.

Every subject you think you know, I'll dissect it and show you the truth.

Me and my wife started with absolutely nothing.

There's a lot of dynamics that can really break a human down.

I never left my street until I was 16 years old. I didn't have to. I was entertained on that street forever. We were outside all day. The only reason to go inside was to sleep and eat.

I don't dwell on the lows too long. I kind of put them away and just start fighting back.

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?