Quotes from John Pinette

I could go out and talk about President Clinton... or some issue, but people will be on either side. But everyone eats. It's the international language, like Esperanto.

You see, I've always had this thing in that I love to make people laugh, I want to entertain people.

Larger people do not get a lot to play in the theater.

All I want to do is entertain. I want to get good laughs and I want to entertain.

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.