Quotes from Kevin Nealon

I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

You see things through a different lens when you have a child.

I worked for a temp agency called Manpower.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.