Quotes from Danny DeVito

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...