Quotes from Matt Groening

The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson

Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.

I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)

Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know...

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No." --Leonard Nimoy

But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!