Quotes from Zach Braff

I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown.

I know every politician spins the truth a little.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.

I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.

Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.

Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.

I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would women have arms? Or feet? Or mouths?

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.