Quotes from Zach Braff

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

I think I felt compelled in a way because if I hadn't written the part, I never would have been offered the part. There are at least 10 guys who would have been offered the part before me.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

It's a really fun hobby to set imagery to music, and finding the right songs for that. Your favorite song in the world might not work at all... for one reason or another.

I'm a person who likes these sort of movies... sad but moving 'art movies' that normally are at a festival and then they go to a small art house theater and disappear.

The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?

Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

I had a very funny family.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.